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Sup From the Wintry Wastes (or Tennessee)

Thu Apr 2, 2009, 7:40 PM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: The dishwasher
  • Reading: The Lost - Jack Ketchum
  • Watching: My computer screen so I don't mistype everything.
  • Playing: Some FreeCol and Emperor.
  • Eating: Nothin' at the moment.
  • Drinking: Water
Yeah, it's not actually that cold up here. My family and I did think it was snowing once but then realised it was blossoms off of a white flowered tree. I was sorta let down, but there was a pizza buffet so I didn't take it too hard.

I've heard it be raining down in the homeswamp, that sucks, but there was some hail not too far from here, so at least the blistering sun takes care of all the solid precipitation down there.

My relatives are insane. As are their clocks (see Ode to a Fucking Clock). I haven't been doing much this spring break. I had lunch with two people today who I assume are related to me. If not then that's probably good because I'd end up weirder than I am and no one wants that. They're cool people though.

I flew up here which was exciting in a not at all sort of way. I didn't even have time to fall asleep on the plane nor did I get any orange juice in a champaigne glass in any form. It wasn't particularly bad either.

I've decided that Tennessee is not really a place I'd like to live very much. There are more old people here than there are in Florida. Maybe we just tend to hide them in nursing homes more often than throw pool parties with them. I don't really have anything against old people it's just that I don't find conversations reguarding their medical problems quite as exciting as they do. Chuck and Fay, the two pseudo relative people I mentioned earlier are an exception.

If all goes according to plan, I should be home Sunday night and ready to party by Monday. However I'll be getting my demo for Red Faction: Guerrilla on Monday so I'll more likely be tearing down buildings than partying.

In the spare time I've had up here I got a FaceBook because my mom was all, "You need a FaceBook." I got one and haven't gotten a response from her yet but I did find a card collecting game called PackRat or something and it really shouldn't be fun but it is. So I've played that.

I also updated my stuff on here and have a new deviation up about insane clocks, or one in particular. I figured that so much has not happened that I better brief everyone or they'd think they'd missed something exciting. They haven't. I won't have my laptop for the next two or three days but feel free to leave me messages, comments, large fortunes or any other form of communication that way I feel loved and don't have to write more bad poetry. <--- Emo Joke.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: My house
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Triple medium. It's three times the medium.
  • Print preference: Ink and Paper.
  • Interests: Eating, drawing, writing, and annoying people in creative ways.
  • Favourite movie: Snakes on a Plane
  • Favourite band or musician: Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Favourite genre of music: Pretty much anything now.
  • Favourite artist: Me. Mostly cause of how awesome yet humble I am.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Jack Ketchum or Eric Nylund
  • Favourite photographer: I avoid photographers as often as is possible so i don't really have a favorite.
  • Favourite style of art: Writings that could make an English teacher simultaneously shout for joy and cry for humanity.
  • Operating System: I've got an XR766-324R960 which IS real.
  • MP3 player of choice: Creative I guess.
  • Shell of choice: Turtle. With stripes of course. Duh.
  • Wallpaper of choice: I have no clue what this is.
  • Skin of choice: Mine. It could use a bit less fat but it's cool.
  • Favourite game: Puzzle Quest up until I start playing again.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360!!!
  • Favourite cartoon character: Garfield, because I'm pretty sure they modeled his appetite after mine.
  • Personal Quote: I'm not the Baiuhnixg you need; I'm the Baiuhnixg you deserve.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, paper, and a steady supply of idiocy.

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Comments


:iconsolidcow:
íGracias por el... HEY, I know you! Man, you're never on anymore, except those times that you are.

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:iconderangedfaerieinc:
STALKER. >.> But in a good, ass-grabbing kind of way...
:icontomwilcox:
Thanks for choosing "Einstein's Map of the Universe" as a Favorite. :-)

Tom

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:iconsolidcow:
"Current Residence: My house"

WRONG

Until you read this, at least.... :paranoid:

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Pshish I figured I should change this because of OUENDAN!
:iconstankfoot27:
Wow, I think I know how you are?

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:iconautumnmaple:
Moshi-Moshi, you never talk why is that?
:iconsolidcow:
Thanks for the fav again!

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YOU HAVE BEEN KISSED!!!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)


*dingding* RULES:
1- You can kiss the person who kissed you!
2- You can't kiss the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- kiss 6 other people
4- You should kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitely get started kissing right away!

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I am lonely no one to love me no one to care, i shall sit still in the dark, like a rock in ice that never melts, i will never feel the warmth, never feel the light nor see it again. - Sam(SRA)
:iconpopeyeblanca:
hey bai long time no see :D

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:iconmegsaroni88:
Happy Valentines Day!!!! *throws card* heres to hoping your Vday is a good one :beer:

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